1. The 21st Century
When doing stretching exercises, you are actually worshipping false gods and need to buy a book and/or DVD about how to correctly exercise in a proper Christian manner. If you do not, you are breaking the first commandment.
3. 300 x 50 x 30 Cubits
"I got a mystery tree," says Lucille Pope. After finding a trickle of liquid coming out of her oak tree, Ms. Pope came to the logical conclusion that the tree was producing "god's water," and that it might have special properties like, healing spider bites, or tasting great on pancakes.
5. Deuteronomy 22:28-29