274 - with Links!

1. Rhino Rumpus Disney's Animal Kingdom black rhino exhibition was the scene of a strange spectacle when two workers had a bit of an argument. By the end of the altercation one worker brandished a shovel while covered with gasoline and his opponent threatened to strike a match. At least one of them was arrested.

2. Mr. Tumble BBC children's show presenter, Justin Fletcher AKA Mr. Tumble, refuses to stop telling deaf viewers "I'm fucking you."

3. I Am Trying to Break Your Heart Jonah Spangenthal-Lee of the Stranger details the best way to make and serve bacon-wrapped, cheese-filled, beer-battered, and fried hot dogs as seen at Stuff Magazine

4. Intestinal Here's a weird looking game that reminds me of a tape worm working its way through the digestive system. Even the levels that are supposed to be easy seem pretty hard to me.

5. Illusion de Opticale Being in the right place at the right time really paid off for some of these photographers. Pay no attention to the touristy crap photos though.

148 - Beat Kids

1. Trevor at the Racetrack Trevor from Wonder Showzen visits the donkeys and interviews the old people at the racetrack.

2. Why Can't Libertarians Get It Together It really is too bad that the majority of those that represent the Libertarians are crazy. If only they could get some relatively sane representation I think we'd have a chance of seeing a viable third party.

3. Trevor at the Butcher Trevor from Wonder Showzen visits the meat and interviews the butchers at the butcher shop.

4. More On Camera Swearing A long running montage of one weatherman getting really pissed off.

5. Trevor at a Beauty Pageant Trevor from Wonder Showzen visits the body politic and interviews the submentals at the Miss Connecticut pageant.

146 - The News

1. Do It Over Nothing but swearing on television, like this.

2. Black What? Well, this isn't black, but take a look at the box coming out of the door in the background.

3. Are We Live? Reporting tip #5: Get into the habit of not swearing on camera just in case the feed is going out live.

4. So Nice She Said It Twice Oh Jane. So hot, yet so lonely.

5. Clearance I'm just going to clear out the rest of these right now, and then leave you with something a little different to cleanse the pallet.

037 - with Links!

1. United States Quiz They claim this is a third grade test, but I don't remember ever having to know all of the contiguous state names and locations. It took me about six or seven tries to get them all right before the clock ran down. Then I tried it a few more times to try and remember the weird states no one thinks about, like Idaho.

2. DIY Lasik Kit I've been wearing glasses since around the 6th grade, and I have to say, they never really bothered me. Certainly not in a fashion awareness way. Occasionally they can be annoying when I'm sweating and they keep sliding down my face, but I can deal with it.

3. Lebowski Two minutes and fourteen seconds of F-words courtesy of Jeff Bridges and the Coen Brothers.

4. BFF I've never made a friendship bracelet in my life (nor a friend.) But now that I'm in my early thirties, I'm finally thinking of making some.

5. Pedophile Party David Byrne look-a-like founds a Dutch political party calling for a lowering of the age of consent from sixteen to twelve. Take a look at this guy and see if he passes the pedophile test.