365 - Google Your Brains Out

1. Masterbating with Banana Peel At some point during the last year of daily posting, I accidentally misspelled the word "masturbating." This mistake has led a lot of perverts to this site via google searches. This guy, for instance. He might have got his idea from the Showtime series Weeds and decided to find out more about this particular self gratification technique. Coincidentally, I watched the Weeds episode mentioning bananaphilia on the very same day this guy did his search.

2. Nude Animals "Fear Factor" I'm not even sure why I assume this guy is a pervert. Animals are all naturally nude, right? Actually, looking at clothed animals could be considered more perverted than looking at nude ones. And he used the artistic term "nude" rather than the lowbrow "naked." Plus there isn't really anything prurient about Fear Factor. Still, I'm going with my gut. This guy's a freak.

3. Masterbating under the Influence of Marijuana I just want to make it clear that my belief that marijuana should be legalized has nothing to do with personal usage. I've never smoked any, so I can't really tell you how it might affect your batting practice.

4. Male Prostitutes at Home Depot I know you can buy a lot of stuff at Home Depot, but I think this is pushing the limits of even their inventory.

5. Masterbating While Driving This seems pretty normal. I'm sure most of us have done this so I won't even call this guy a pervert. I'm not sure why you would need to use the internet to find more information about it however. But I'm done judging. I'll just let your mother and George Putnam, outstanding news reporter, do it for me.

333 - Filthy All Request

1. Turbo Boost The UK's most reputable newspaper, The Sun, has found evidence of at least one man that enjoys the romantic company of automobiles.

2. How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle Things You'll Need: - Desire in the first place!!!! - Vehicle you fancy - Privacy and warm enough space - Any sheaths that will help - Appropriate ramps if needed - Blankets,carpet,cushions for comfort depending on positions - Imagination

3. Sodomy? Bestiality? Animal Cruelty? In a miscarriage of justice, a Michigan man faces the possibility of serving a fifteen year prison term even though his offense, having intimate relations with a dead dog, is not officially against the law.

4. Kelly Christine Spaich And in "Hot for Teacher News" another attractive woman was busted for allegedly seducing one of her sixteen year old students. It seems like 28 is the age when most of these women get involved with these young boys. Any psychologists that want to write some kind of paper on this phenomena are welcome to use that fact as a jumping off point.

5. Whose Butt? Look at a rear end and try to guess which celebrity to which it belongs. Be aware that the option for Liv Taylor is really supposed to be Liv Tyler.

264 - Hot For Teacher

1. Emily Streb This has been an extremely active couple of weeks, as far as news about hot teachers getting busy with their students, Here we have Emily Streb, a not unattractive 23 year old music teacher, who had a "relationship" with a 16 year old that attended her class at a school for students with special needs.

2. Emily Willis A 28 year old math teacher was discovered topless in the back of her car with a 14 year old boy wearing nothing but boxer shorts. Oh yeah, this was at 2 A.M. Emily Willis looks to be a little chubby, but again, I wouldn't say she was ugly.

3. Marcia Amsterdam The details are pretty slim regarding what might have happened between 30 year old teacher, Marcia Amsterdam, and a 13 year old student. Her picture doesn't look so great, but I'd like to get a better look at her before making judgments on her appearance.

4. Paola Queen Not only did Canadian school teacher, Paola Queen, engage in relations with one of her students, she is now seven months pregnant, and we can only assume the boy is the father. Again, she looks pretty hot. You know, it might be refreshing to have a male teacher hook up with one of his young female students for a change. When was the last time you heard about that happening?

5. Allenna Williams Ward Of course the biggest story of recent days concerns Allenna Williams Ward, a 23 year old, who wasn't content with just one boy, she was spreading it around between several 14 and 15 year olds at her school. Do something with her hair and maybe put a little make-up on her and you've got yourself a real stunner.

252 - Monkey Tuesday

1. Lucky? A disembodied foot found in a Virginia garbage dump that was originally thought to belong to a human, was then confused for an ape's, has finally been determined to have come from a bear. This confusion is "probably more common than people realize," says the local sheriff.

2. Home Improvement Little Joe, the gorilla, escaped from his enclosure and rampaged through Boston before being recaptured. Three years later he is being reintroduced to his adoring public after a complete redesign of his cage to make it a little more escape proof.

3. Dawn of Man The defining line between man and animal is getting thinner and thinner. Researches recently observed Chimps sharpening spears and using them to skewer bush babies as a food gathering technique.

4. Bigfoot & Unicorn Two great cryptids that taste great together.

5. Look at 'em Go Keepers at the Lowry Park Zoo are using hot monkey love as a promotion for their new R-rated after hours zoo tours.

220 - Paris Hilton

1. Paris Even if you won't admit it, I'm sure you want to see the new Paris Hilton sex videos that are hitting the internet.

2. Paris It seems Miss Hilton didn't pay the bill on her storage unit.

3. Paris After multiple failed attempts to contact her, the storage company eventually auctioned off the contents of Mss Hilton's unit.

4. Paris The high bidders have been cataloging the new collection of Hilton ephemera which includes not only her personal diaries but multiple video tapes of Paris and friends engaging in sexual acts and drug use.

5. Paris Out of the goodness of their hearts, they have decided to make much of this information and footage available to the public.

064 - with Links!

1. Get Human The Get Human Project is a collection of virtually every company that might offer phone support and the secret codes they use to skip over their phone menus and speak to an actual person. Personally, I'd rather speak to a computer, but I know a lot of normal people might like this information.

2. Solar Battery I was reading these instructions on how to build your own solar cell and I thought, "Why doesn't everyone make these?" Then I read "To run a 1,000 watt stove, you would need 800 square meters of cuprous oxide, and another 800 square meters of plain copper." Oh.

3. Sock Wars If you know how to knit, this looks like a pretty cool way to spend your time. I couldn't even figure out how to freaking crochet.

4. Huge Slut Contest "Melissa Midwest" is offering $100,000 to the hottest girl that will come live with her for a year and have a bunch of naked pictures posted on the internet. If these internet girls make $100,000, how much do their pimps/boyfriends make?

5. Corrector, Correct Thyself Creators of spellchecking software, TextTrust, had to re-issue a recent press release due to spelling errors.

050 - Hot Ass - with Links!

1. Jennifer Aniston In an effort to get visitors, I consulted the Celebrity Nudity Database on the 5 actresses people most want to see naked. I think Aniston is kind of cute, but she seems to be aging quickly. If she doesn't have a hit movie soon she is going to quietly fade from the public consciousness. Her career cannot survive based only on the tabloid coverage of her breakups.

2. Scarlett Johansson I liked Johansson when she was first breaking out. Then after a few movies I realized the flat, monotone voice that worked well for her character in Ghost World wasn't really an acting choice, it is actually the way she speaks in everything. For some reason the critics seem to love her despite this, just like Harvey Keitel.

3. Pamela Anderson The guy that wants to see Anderson naked is just like the guy that has such a miserable life at home that he eagerly anticipates the time when he has to go to his slightly less miserable job. I was seriously surprised to see her so high in the list. I had assumed no one was interested anymore.

4. Keira Knightley Since becoming an international superstar, Knightley has not matched the cuteness level she reached in Bend It Like Beckham. I don't hate her. She seems to be a pretty good actress and has taken on a few interesting roles. Here's hoping the Pirates paychecks don't entice her to make any more King Arthurs.

5. Jessica Alba When an actress whose only positive quality is a world class ass can't make a successful movie that is all about world class asses, then Hollywood producers should consider not hiring her anymore. And if reports of her recent, drastic weight loss are true, then she isn't likely to have that ass now anyway.