398 - Yearbook

1. Student Body Old-Yearbooks.com is a pretty awesome resource. Collectors can use it to find vintage yearbooks for sale. Long lost ffriends can find their old classmates. Researchers can track down geneological information. I just like to look at the old timey pictures.

2. No Commoner Carries Such Weapons, Unless His Appearance, and His Beauty, Are Both Lies. he school didn't think it would be appropriate to include weaponry in it's yearbook. The kid just wants to promote his involvement in the Society for Creative Anachronism. Like most of these types of news stories, updates are hard to find. Anyone with news on the outcome, please leave a comment.

3. Regrets and Mistakes English teacher, and yearbook committe councelor, Amy McTague, was forced to make apologies for allowing photographs and stories of underage drinking and illegal drug use to appear in last year's Conifer High School yearbook. At least she didn't fuck any of them.

4. Celebrity Yearbook Photos Ever wonder what televangelist, fraud and ciminal, Benny Hinn looked like when he was in high school?

5. Girl's School And as a final bit of self promotion, I made these collages based on vintage yearbook photos. I think they look pretty good. They are available in my etsy shop.

373 - with Links!

1. There Goes an Asshole It is a well know fact that the only way to get over the trauma of having something stolen from you is to write a song about it. It helps a lot if you have security camera footage to go along with the music.

2. Not My Teacher Another female teacher had relations with a youngster. This story has a twist, though. The youngster in question was not one of her students. He was the teacher's 13 year old daughter's ex-boyfriend.

3. Invisible This so called "game" is actually some kind of scientific example of how the human brain and the personal computer can become one.

4. Gigantoraptor Recently discovered, giant, bird-like dinosaur fossils smashing science's currently held notions of how modern birds may have developed.

5. Abduction Novelty desk lamps across the country are convincing Americans to petition the government for the release of top secret UFO files.

361 - All Request

1. The X-Coaster A power outage left 12 people hanging upside down on a roller coaster in Arkansas. Thanks to the power of satellites, the internet, Google, and some bloggers from Scotland, you can almost see the exact spot where this occurred.

2. Double Duty A reader that noticed my obsession with the outbreak of young, hot female teachers accused of inappropriate relationships with their students sent this in. Though these two aren't that hot, there were two of them arrested at the same time. On the same day I received this link, I saw a report on CNN (or whatever) about another unrelated incident. Is there something in the water? I think someone could start a daily blog (if one doesn't exist already) on this subject, these arrests are happening so frequently now.

3. Barrel Meet Scraper Here's a list of "star" available for "partying" Chingy, Vanilla Ice, Cindy Margolis ie "the internet's most downloaded woman,"Steve-O, Traci Bingham and Ant?

4. Where's Saint George When You Need Him? The vicious Komodo Dragon really hasn't lived up to its reputation at a killer until earlier this month when it attacked and killed a young Indonesian boy. It is assumed it would have eaten the boy, but a fisherman, "who just happened to be the boy’s uncle." threw rocks at the dragon until it ran away.

5. Toof Decay After killing countless American dogs and cats, the Chinese are boldly denying rumors that their next target is America's teeth.

333 - Filthy All Request

1. Turbo Boost The UK's most reputable newspaper, The Sun, has found evidence of at least one man that enjoys the romantic company of automobiles.

2. How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle Things You'll Need: - Desire in the first place!!!! - Vehicle you fancy - Privacy and warm enough space - Any sheaths that will help - Appropriate ramps if needed - Blankets,carpet,cushions for comfort depending on positions - Imagination

3. Sodomy? Bestiality? Animal Cruelty? In a miscarriage of justice, a Michigan man faces the possibility of serving a fifteen year prison term even though his offense, having intimate relations with a dead dog, is not officially against the law.

4. Kelly Christine Spaich And in "Hot for Teacher News" another attractive woman was busted for allegedly seducing one of her sixteen year old students. It seems like 28 is the age when most of these women get involved with these young boys. Any psychologists that want to write some kind of paper on this phenomena are welcome to use that fact as a jumping off point.

5. Whose Butt? Look at a rear end and try to guess which celebrity to which it belongs. Be aware that the option for Liv Taylor is really supposed to be Liv Tyler.

272 - with Links!

1. Got It Bad The recent statutory rape trend popular among young female teachers has taken a tragic turn. When Eric McLean, husband of Erin McLean, a student teacher, heard rumors of a relationship between his wife and a student, he allegedly gunned down the 18 year old while he sat in his car. Mr. Mclean was handily captured and is waiting for his hearing on march 27th.

2. Vote Abductee Instead of blaming her recent election loss on the fact that she believes that she was abducted by aliens, former recorder-treasurer of Horseshoe Bend, Arkansas is suing the mayor and police chief for somehow preventing her re-election. Place the blame on the citizens that refused to vote for your crazy ass, says the Judge presiding over the case.

3. Boomshine There really is nothing to this game other than clicking your mouse randomly and waiting to see what happens. However the music, sound, color and simplicity of design all elevate it to the level of art.

4. Manhunt A tip for those readers that might enjoy breaking into a home and having a wild party when the owner is not at home: If you would rather not get busted, don't take a shitload of photos of yourself in the act and forget to take your digital camera with you when you leave the scene of the crime.

5. Star Chart I don't really know how this thing works, but it is pretty cool to play around with, and I'm sure that any amateur astronomer would be able to get some use out of it.

264 - Hot For Teacher

1. Emily Streb This has been an extremely active couple of weeks, as far as news about hot teachers getting busy with their students, Here we have Emily Streb, a not unattractive 23 year old music teacher, who had a "relationship" with a 16 year old that attended her class at a school for students with special needs.

2. Emily Willis A 28 year old math teacher was discovered topless in the back of her car with a 14 year old boy wearing nothing but boxer shorts. Oh yeah, this was at 2 A.M. Emily Willis looks to be a little chubby, but again, I wouldn't say she was ugly.

3. Marcia Amsterdam The details are pretty slim regarding what might have happened between 30 year old teacher, Marcia Amsterdam, and a 13 year old student. Her picture doesn't look so great, but I'd like to get a better look at her before making judgments on her appearance.

4. Paola Queen Not only did Canadian school teacher, Paola Queen, engage in relations with one of her students, she is now seven months pregnant, and we can only assume the boy is the father. Again, she looks pretty hot. You know, it might be refreshing to have a male teacher hook up with one of his young female students for a change. When was the last time you heard about that happening?

5. Allenna Williams Ward Of course the biggest story of recent days concerns Allenna Williams Ward, a 23 year old, who wasn't content with just one boy, she was spreading it around between several 14 and 15 year olds at her school. Do something with her hair and maybe put a little make-up on her and you've got yourself a real stunner.

231 - Controversy Catch-up

1. Knife? Check. BB Gun? Check. Diapers? Check. Space Shuttle astronaut, Lisa Marie Nowak, loves her copilot, Bill Oefelein, so much that she put on a disguise, collected her pepper spray, rubber hose, knife, etc, drove from Houston to Orlando and tried to kidnap the woman she believed to be his girlfriend. . . all the while wearing diapers so she wouldn't have to take bathroom breaks. An early nomination for craziest story of the year.

2. What's a White House Page? I had never heard of the White House Page program prior to the Mark Foley hubbub last year when the congressman was accused of inappropriate behavior toward the young men working as pages. The program is more popular than ever. Possible reasons: 1. More people know about the program because of the scandal. 2. Fewer people wanted to work in a republican led congress. 3. A bunch of people want to be propositioned by old rich white guys. Last I heard, Foley was in a Scientologist rehab.

3. Got it Bad. Got it Bad. Got it Bad. Former teacher, Pamela Rogers, who in 2005 was arrested for having sexual interaction with one of her thirteen year old students, couldn't leave well enough alone. Two extra years of jail time have been added to her sentence because it was discovered that she sent racy photos and video of herself to the young boy, thus violating the terms of her parole.

4. The Three Week Cure After admitting to buying meth and paying for sex with a male prostitute, The Right Reverend Ted Haggard entered into a three week "intensive counseling" program in which he learned that "he is completely heterosexual." Whew. He has been advised not to return to the ministry so instead he will attempt to earn a master's degree via the internet and become one hell of a great psychologist.

5. Cheap Publicity In order to head off any potential court cases regarding the Great Aqua Teen Hunger Force Mooninite Debacle of 1/31/07, Turner Broadcasting has agreed to pay the city of Boston $2 million. Half will go towards reimbursing the city for the money spent terrorizing its own citizens. The other half will go to incredibly effective homeland security programs. The two patsies that actually hung the things up are still facing charges.

145 - with Links!

1. Jack Palance: Dead There's been a rash of dead people lately. Of course the idea of a death trifecta (Ed Bradley, Jack Palance and Gerald Levert) is ridiculous but a lot of people still really believe in it. Look how hard this guy tries to make it work.

2. Walmart Nazi Shirts Get over to your local wal-mart and make sure these shirts have been taken off the shelves. If they are still there, buy them all. They are sure to become high ticket collector's items for the next few months.

3. Play the Phonophone How to play dozens of popular folk songs using the numbers on your touch-tone telephone.

4. Got It Bad What's the deal with a bunch of hot lady teachers getting it on with their students?

5. Mike Just in case you haven't seen it.