362 - All Request

1. Creation I'm sure you already know about the big creationism-masked-as-science museum that opened recently in Kentucky. Did you know they were charging a $20 admission fee? To save you money, two atheists disguised themselves as believers to enter the museum and document a lot of the exhibits for the world to see. For free.

2. Mistress of the Dark And if that makes you think superstitious beliefs are out of control here in America, that's nothing. They are still killing vampires in Dubai.

3. Aloha Judging by the number of record albums I've seen at thrift stores and garage sales, there was once a very real interest in Hawaiian guitar in the United States. We don't hear it much anymore, so it might be a nice change of pace to sit back and listen to the dulcid sounds of the Steel Strings.

4. Blur Spray Before clicking this link, I want you to be aware that this technology does not exist. Someone wrote an article about inventions that they think would be cool and then a lot of other blogs and media outlets reported on it as if they were reality. Neither blurring sprays, nor electronic camera jamming id badges, are real. And, based on my admittedly limited knowledge of how cameras (both film and "electronic") work, I'm pretty sure neither one could ever actually be real.

5. Instant Ice On the other hand, here's some awesome technology that is real.

361 - All Request

1. The X-Coaster A power outage left 12 people hanging upside down on a roller coaster in Arkansas. Thanks to the power of satellites, the internet, Google, and some bloggers from Scotland, you can almost see the exact spot where this occurred.

2. Double Duty A reader that noticed my obsession with the outbreak of young, hot female teachers accused of inappropriate relationships with their students sent this in. Though these two aren't that hot, there were two of them arrested at the same time. On the same day I received this link, I saw a report on CNN (or whatever) about another unrelated incident. Is there something in the water? I think someone could start a daily blog (if one doesn't exist already) on this subject, these arrests are happening so frequently now.

3. Barrel Meet Scraper Here's a list of "star" available for "partying" Chingy, Vanilla Ice, Cindy Margolis ie "the internet's most downloaded woman,"Steve-O, Traci Bingham and Ant?

4. Where's Saint George When You Need Him? The vicious Komodo Dragon really hasn't lived up to its reputation at a killer until earlier this month when it attacked and killed a young Indonesian boy. It is assumed it would have eaten the boy, but a fisherman, "who just happened to be the boy’s uncle." threw rocks at the dragon until it ran away.

5. Toof Decay After killing countless American dogs and cats, the Chinese are boldly denying rumors that their next target is America's teeth.

354 - All Request

1. Sensory Overload 20 questions designed to test your senses and explainations of why most people have trouble answering them correctly.

2. White on White Is Erno Rubik Dead? If he is, I'll bet he's rolling over in his grave.

3. Lionhead Overdubbed music and sound turn your average youtube video into your average work of art.

4. Cheddar Vision Over the last 169 days, 18 hours, 51 minutes and eleven seconds, more than 1,409,500 people have watched a block of cheese develop at the West Country Cheesemakers in the South West of England at the time of writing.

5. iCarta iPod Toilet Paper Holder Listening to your favorite podcast while sitting on the toilet has never been easier.

334 - All Request

1. Technology is Wasted on the Dog Proving once and for all that dogs are stupid. This one can't even play video games properly.

2. I Can Has Cheezburer? All your LOL cats collected in one convenient location.

3. Duck and Cover A game of Duck, Duck, Goose will always go wrong when played by a Petco employee, a Linens-N-Things security team, a shoplifter, his girlfriend, and their pet duck, Peepers.

4. Foxy What more do you need then a tiny fox playing on a trampoline? How about an inflatable Bucky Ball.

5. Cheater I always though racing dogs just ran because they wanted to catch that mechanical bunny, but this guy is a real competitor. He totally wants to win and to hell with the rules.

333 - Filthy All Request

1. Turbo Boost The UK's most reputable newspaper, The Sun, has found evidence of at least one man that enjoys the romantic company of automobiles.

2. How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle Things You'll Need: - Desire in the first place!!!! - Vehicle you fancy - Privacy and warm enough space - Any sheaths that will help - Appropriate ramps if needed - Blankets,carpet,cushions for comfort depending on positions - Imagination

3. Sodomy? Bestiality? Animal Cruelty? In a miscarriage of justice, a Michigan man faces the possibility of serving a fifteen year prison term even though his offense, having intimate relations with a dead dog, is not officially against the law.

4. Kelly Christine Spaich And in "Hot for Teacher News" another attractive woman was busted for allegedly seducing one of her sixteen year old students. It seems like 28 is the age when most of these women get involved with these young boys. Any psychologists that want to write some kind of paper on this phenomena are welcome to use that fact as a jumping off point.

5. Whose Butt? Look at a rear end and try to guess which celebrity to which it belongs. Be aware that the option for Liv Taylor is really supposed to be Liv Tyler.

243 - All Request

1. Secret Agent Man David Hasselhoff sings.

2. Mitchel Rose The short films of Mitchel Rose.

3. Plastic Logic Is this a hoax? I didn't see anything about it on any technology websites.

4. Handshake Unnatural Why is this a good t-shirt? I don't know. Don't ask me.

Walken in 2008 A textbook example of how to make money selling t-shirts on Cafepress.

242 - All Request

1. Beecher? The Chicagoland Ghost Hunters Group is based in Beecher which I don't really think is considered Chicagoland. I'm tempted to attend one of their meetings, or missions, or whatever, just to lend a voice of reason and rationality. Probably won't though.

2. Magical Memories How to build elaborate children's playhouses out of cardboard.

3. DIY Drum Pads Build an electronic snare drum pad out of a piezo buzzer (available at radio shack) and then expand the concept into an entire drum kit.

4. Naked in a Box Who knows what the hell this is about?

Live Action Japanese Pac-Man The title says it all.

194 - All Request

1. 8mm Old school 8mm camera on a t-shirt.

2. World in Action If people knew L.Ron Hubbard was a crazy criminal in the 1950's why was scientology allowed to take over the world?

3. Monkey Pie One of two things of which I don't understand the relevence.

4. Temple Garment Two of two things of which I don't understand the relevence.

5. Founding Father The truth about George Washington.

193 - All Request

1. Legged Dolphin A dolphin found with a set of rear legs lends credence to the theory that dolphins evolved from land dwelling mammals.

2. Linerider The newest Linerider update.

3. Huh? Black herbal.

4. Cone Juggling in a clear acrylic cone.

5. Art or Crap Take the quiz and find out if you know your art.

186 - All Request Christmas

1. Weird Wonderland I wasn't plannimg to do another Christmas day, but I received a huge collection of holiday themed links from an anonymous visitor. So I guess you get to take a look at them. Don't blame me if they suck.

2. Appearance Seals the Deal How To Be a Shopping-Mall Santa

3. Altercations Santa has run-ins with the police, both fictional and real.

4. Let It Snow He just can't take the heat.

5. Mad Santa You are Santa. You know who's been naughty and it is time to make them pay.