399 - Monkey Tuesday

1. Chimp on a Train The Japanese are at it again. This time they've let a chimpanzee loose in the city with nothing but enough money for a train ticket and and english bulldog to help him find his way home.

2. Goodness: Its own Reward Acts of altruism in the monkey kingdom cast doubt on the theory that human morals are handed down from god-on-high.

3. Monkey Picked Tea Tea is really nothing but hot, dirty water, and it is gross. Now tea lovers can contaminate their perfectly good water with, not just twigs and leaves and dirt, but also with monkey hairs and finger prints.

4. Don't Choose Offices If you had to pass this sign everyday on your way to work, which way would you choose?

5. Monkey on a Mini-Bike I'm not even going to bother trying to describe this video. I holds up just fine on its own.