Sunday, December 31, 2006

194 - All Request

8mm

1. 8mm
Old school 8mm camera on a t-shirt.

World in Action

2. World in Action
If people knew L.Ron Hubbard was a crazy criminal in the 1950's why was scientology allowed to take over the world?

Monkey Pie

3. Monkey Pie
One of two things of which I don't understand the relevence.

Temple Garment

4. Temple Garment
Two of two things of which I don't understand the relevence.

Founding Father

5. Founding Father
The truth about George Washington.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006

193 - All Request

Legged Dolphin

1. Legged Dolphin
A dolphin found with a set of rear legs lends credence to the theory that dolphins evolved from land dwelling mammals.

Linerider

2. Linerider
The newest Linerider update.

Huh?

3. Huh?
Black herbal.

'Cone

4. Cone
Juggling in a clear acrylic cone.

Art or Crap

5. Art or Crap
Take the quiz and find out if you know your art.

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Friday, December 29, 2006

192 - with Links!

The Flu: Dead

1. The Flu: Dead
At least it may be on the verge of death. Researchers at a Cambridge biotech firm claim to be close to perfecting a vaccine to fight every strain of the flu, perhaps it will soon go the way of small pox.

A Fleeting Moment

2. A Fleeting Moment
One family's yearly photograph becomes a facsinating look at 30 years of age and change.

Real Genius Two

3. Real Genius Two
I won't believe it until Gabriel Jarret signs onto the project.

'Glasnost

4. Glasnost
Hot naked Russian girls!

Ithaa Restaurant

5. Ithaa Restaurant
Fusing contemporary maldivian cuisine with western and asian influences, and doing it underwater.

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

191 - Novelty Acts

1. I Feel Pessimistic

2. St Louis Blues

3. A Study In Brown

4. Ukelele Man

5. Hollywood Boogie

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

190 - with Links!

Gerald Ford: Dead

1. Gerald Ford: Dead
38th president Gerald Ford died at the age of 93. The only man to have held both the office of President and Vice president without having been elected to either, President Ford also lived the longest life of any of our past leaders, narrowly beating out Reagan by a matter of months. I also think he looked like an astronaut.

Russian Roswell

2. Russian Roswell
Russian news agencies reported that an identified flying object has fallen from the sky into Siberia. No further information at this time.

SteamPed

3. SteamPed
Steam powered mopeds are all the rage in alternate reality versions of London in the 1970's.

'Post-It

4. Post-It
I'd like to find a job that would allow me to screw around making post-it note animation on company time.

Mars

5. Mars
Using flawed planetary astronomy to prove something about Jesus, and the bible, and maybe something about Mars being the actually physical location of hell.

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

189 - with Links!

James Brown: Dead

1. James Brown: Dead
After 73 years of making the world funkier and more soulful, James Brown has reached the end of the line.

Disappearing Ink

2. Disappearing Ink
Researchers have developed a new type of tattoo ink that can be removed during only one session of laser surgery. Another type of ink just gradually fades away over time. Of course, if you can find a tattoo artist that is willing, you could get a Penn Jillette tattoo of blood.

Inkless Pen

3. Inkless Pen
"A stainless steel pen, 8cm long. However when you unscrew the top, the 'nib' is a solid piece of metal. There is no ink, yet this pen will write on virtually any type of paper."

'Scratch and Sniff

4. Scratch and Sniff
The California Milk Board loaded up the bus shelters of San Francisco with advertisements that smell like cookies. Soon after, city official forced them to be removed for being "too controversial".

Fold

5. Fold
How to make a Gap-esque t-shirt folding machine using a few pieces of cardboard and some packing tape.

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Monday, December 25, 2006

188 - with Links!

Brandy

1. Brandy
Recently crowned "World's Smallest Dog."

Battleship

2. Battleship
Please don't disturb the other opera patrons by exclaiming, "You sunk my battleship!"

Raccoon Dog? Never Heard of It

3. Raccoon Dog? Never Heard of It
Sean Combs clothing company, Sean John, busted for selling faux fur jackets that were actually made with real pelts. DOG pelts.

'Deep Sea Depression

4. Deep Sea Depression
The elusive Giant Squid captured on hook and on camera by the Japanese.

Chiristmas Sale

5. Christmas Sale
Looks like this is a one day only buy-one-get-one-free sale at Amazon. Maybe you want to watch Seinfeld sometime other than the 12 times a day it is aired in in syndication. Now is your chance. I want to watch Action and Rescue Me, but I'm avoiding the temptation to buy.

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Sunday, December 24, 2006

187 - with Links!

Ahmet Ertegun: Dead

1. Ahmet Ertegun: Dead
83 year old founder old Altantic Records, Ahmet Ertegun, died after falling and hitting his head at a Rolling Stones conert. That must have been a tough mosh pit.

Hippie Milk

2. Hippie Milk
I'm not sure what scientific principle this is demonstrating, maybe something about surface tension, but it might be awesome to do in front of a teenage science class.

Pickle Phobia

3. Pickle Phobia
Is it real? I don't know. I thought for sure it was fake until I saw her lose her shoes when running away in terror from a tray full of pickles.

Energy

4. Energy
One man's ideas for future alternative sources of energy. My favorite is thorium based nuclear power. Although, I like the current nuclear technology just fine for the time being.

Bonsai Potato

5. Bonsai Potato
Every bonzai tree I ever had died within a couple of weeks. Maybe I could keep a potato alive a little longer.

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Saturday, December 23, 2006

186 - All Request Christmas

Weird Wonderland

1. Weird Wonderland
I wasn't plannimg to do another Christmas day, but I received a huge collection of holiday themed links from an anonymous visitor. So I guess you get to take a look at them. Don't blame me if they suck.

Appearance Seals the Deal

2. Appearance Seals the Deal
How To Be a Shopping-Mall Santa

Altercations

3. Altercations
Santa has run-ins with the police, both fictional and real.

'Let It Snow

4. Let It Snow
He just can't take the heat.

Mad Santa

5. Mad Santa
You are Santa. You know who's been naughty and it is time to make them pay.

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Friday, December 22, 2006

185 - Merry Christmas

Scary Santa

1. Scary Santa
Dear parents, stop lying to your children. They hate Santa anyway, so do the world a favor and give it a rest.

Rebel Yule

2. Rebel Yule

Rockin hard with Billy Idol.

Immaculate Conception

3. Immaculate Conception
Finally, the evidence we need to prove that the Virgin Mary was actually one of David Icke's Reptilian Overlords.

'Bill Clinton Kills Santa

4. Bill Clinton Kills Santa
Why are we fighting this unjust was in Iraq when Santa Claus is still on the loose.

The Force is Strong with This One

5. The Force is Strong with This One
The description says it best "Sky singing Happy Kwanzaa through Darth Vader Helmet in front of Xmas tree."

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Thursday, December 21, 2006

184 - with Links!

Joe Barbera: Dead

1. Joe Barbera: Dead
One half of the Hanna-Barbera cartoon empire died earlier this week at the age of 95. Together with Bill Hannah, he created some of the most famous cartoon characters in history, Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, The Flintstones, Squiddly Diddly, Space Ghost, Jabberjaw, and my favorite, Thundarr the Barbarian among many, many others.

Book Mooch

2. Book Mooch
Give all your old books away, and get new books in return.

Super Sinister Mario

3. Super Sinister Mario
Six pieces of evidence pointing to the evilness of Super Mario, including his fascination with Stalin and the Bolshevik Revolution.

Ricotta

4. Ricotta
A simple recipe for making home made ricotta cheese. I'm going to try this in the next couple of days.

Flatline

5. Flatline
A new style of artificial heart pumps a continuous supply of blood throughout the body withou beating, so the patient will have absolutely no pulse. I think they should just give these to everyone.

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