1. Ye Gods! Queenie's in Danger
The rampant racism of the 1930s is evident even in short novelty films in which black dogs are represented as rapists. |
2. Furie
I don't know anything about Jack Fischer or Matt Furie, but I know what I like and I like robots, monsters and weird animals riding BMX bikes. |
3. Post Due
Send a postcard: Get a postcard. |
4. Water Schmater
Make bagels and give them to me. |
5. Circumference/Area
Did somebody say Pie? |
1. Peter, Bjorn & John
2. Grandaddy
3. Los Campesinos
4. Trevor Childs
5. M. Ward
1. One Seriously Pissed Off Squirrel
If you live in Germany, and you are over 70 years old, watch out for rampaging squirrels. The only known defense against one of these vicious rodents is the common crutch. |
2. Stars Align
I've been waiting for a good day to tell you about Cute With Chris, a regular, video web series. It's kind of hard to explain what the show is about, but if you like it, there are currently over 125 episodes available for your enjoyment. A recent episode heavily features a squirrel wearing a speedo, so that is why today works out so well |
3. Jedi
I have a bad feeling about this. |
4. Light Saber Repair
Good concept. Short and sweet. Easy to read in one sitting. That's the way I like it. |
5. PKD
I was aiming for some kind of tenuous squirrel/light saber theme for today but it's fallen apart already so I'll just tell you to come by the house tonight and watch these two movies since I forgot to post about it earlier when it might have actually been helpful. |
1. Episode One
2. Episode Two
3. Episode Three
4. Episode Four
5. Episode Five
1. Episode Six
2. Episode Seven
3. Episode Eight
4. Episode Nine
5. Episode ten
1. Vinni Puh
2. ÁHT Hurka Gyurka
3. Erdekes Kapcsolat
4. Жадный богач
5. Волшебный фонарь
1. The Second Indo-China War
"Do you know what Australia and New Zealand Did in 1971?" "Of course." "Withdrew." Do you think we'd pointlessly invade another country ever again?" "No, of course not." "Let's make out." |
2. Dog Love
I'm not sure if this is an actual product or some kind of joke website. |
3. Tetrissy
How to build a modular bookshelf patterned after Tetris. |
4. Pistol Shrimp
The snapping claw of a shrimp is used to propel high speed, high temperature bubbles that knock out its prey. I'm not sure how collapsing bubbles can reach such high temperatures, so any physicists reading this should explain that for me. |
5. Pop
In case you don't know how to use your new pop rivet gun, Emhart Technologies has produced a short Flash animation to demonstrate the process. |
1. Major Tom
2. Major Tom
3. Major Tom
4. Major Tom
5. Major Tom
1. E-CLUSI-E NIGHTCLUB
I'm guessing you've seen this already. It's been all over the place. I have to assume that this girl isn't really super stupid. She's probably just nervous about being on the show and then excited about the possibility of getting that $10,000. Still, even if she couldn't get the X or V in exclusive, I'm sure she can certainly protect our American liberties. |
2. ALL Y-U CAN EAT TAC- BAR
These people might actually be stupid. It's hard to say. Maybe they just grew up in a place where nobody ever ate tacos. Between the two of them, you'd think they could guess it, though. |
3. Can I Have A C?
These people are almost certainly stupid. There is a big board that shows the contestants which letters have already been called so there's really no excuse to make that mistake, especially more than once. |
4. -L---S
This guy isn't stupid. I don't know if he's smart. But he is a damn good guesser. |
5. ---S-- -R----R -S -R. -R----R -R---
And before you judge all contestants based on just these few, take a look at this woman who knows exactly how to use the category and the helpful punctuation clue to figure out the puzzle with almost no letters. |
1. Frog/Alligator
2. September
3. Drunk
4. Turkey
5. Appliances/Tires
1. Intermission
2. Intermission
3. Intermission
4. Intermission
5. Welcome
I'm using today's post to invite invite you to come by tonight for an outdoor drive-in theater experience. I'm hoping to have a double feature each weekend at various locations throughout the summer. If you have a big outdoor area where a white sheet could be hung and want to host the project one Friday or Saturday. Let me know. |
1. When I Wake Up
Keith Schofield directed a music video for the band Wintergreen. The video is about the history of the Atari 2600 game, E.T. The Extraterrestrial and makes the claim that it was "the worst game Atari ever made." This may be true, but it certainly wasn't the worst game playable on the Atari 2600. That honor should probably go to Kool-Aid Man in my opinion. |
2. More Music Videos
The other examples of Keith Schofield's music videos are pretty great too. Especially check out One with the Freaks and PI. |
3. Cuttlefish
Since you've already wasted so much time watching videos on the internet, you might as well spend another hour watching this nature program from NOVA about the incredible cuttlefish, The Kings of Camouflage. |
4. Brothers Chaps
It looks like the guys that created Homestar Runner are making enough money to have their very own personal basketball court. |
5. Duel
Buddy Rich and Animal duke it out in a no holds barred drum battle from the Muppet Show. Maybe I shouldn't give away the ending, but Buddy kicks Animal's ass. |
1. Praying Mantis Eats Mouse
2. Centipede Eats Bat
3. Snake Eats Alligator
4. Pelican Eats Pigeon
5. Mouse Eats Centipede
1. Mencia vs. Rogan
2. Mencia vs. Radio
3. Mencia vs. Kinison
4. Mencia vs. Cosby
5. Mencia?
1. That's Not Perrier
I'm sorry to inform you that any health benefits you received from soaking in the pure mineral water at the Saratoga Spa State Park in New York were imaginary. For the last 17 years operators of the spa have been pouring regular city tap water into their tubs. It's seems it is just to expensive to heat up all that mineral water. |
2. Saturn is Creepy
Think there is something weird about the giant hexagon shaped storm pattern rotating around the north pole of Saturn? Well just take a look at the creepy human eye at the south pole. |
3. Jesus F'n Christ
Another reason why roadside memorials are a bad idea. |
4. The Last Dragon He Ain't
In case you need more evidence that chi power is bullshit, take a look at this "mystical" old man getting the crap beat out of him by a young guy. I feel kind of bad for the guy. He seems so surprised when his opponent is able to reach through "the flow" and punch him in the nose. |
5. Big Stranger Rodeo
You see a big stranger. You jump on them, like it's a rodeo.Stay off ground for as long as possible. When you've fallen off...Leg it! |
1. A Hard Day's Night of the Living Dead
2. A Town Divided Part One
3. A Town Divided Part Two
4. A Town Divided Part Three
5. Romero's Resident Evil Ad
1. French Beatbox
2. French Beatbox
3. French Beatbox
4. French Beatbox
5. French Beatbox
1. Kronkite
2. Kronkite 2
3. The Zodiac 1971
4. The Zodiac 2005
5. Primetime
1. Hitchhiker's Choice
2. Pen On Paper
3. MIT
4. Familjen
5. Martin Sexton
1. Vova and Olga
2. Vova
3. Vova & Olga
4. Olga
5. Olga and Vova
