Monday, July 30, 2007

379 - Shark Weak

1. Great White
Is it still shark week? It doesn't really matter because sharks aren't as tough as people think they are. Here's a story about the king of the cartilaginous killing machines getting pwned by a soccer dad.

2. Bronze Whaler
Nothing like being caught by a drunk's bare hands to take the edge off of that tough guy shark image.

3. Thresher
11-year-old girl...'nuff said.

4. Whale
Not just the largest shark, but the largest fish. You'd think these things would eat 10 or 11 humans a day. No, these wimps are practically vegetarians (krill.)

5. Mascot
This one's not contributing to the terrifying image of sharks at all. Quite the contrary. Honestly, a Segway? He may as well be riding a recumbant bicycle.

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2 comments:

arch stanton said...

those are some great new alley picking pics. i especially love the camel cigarettes camouflaged trailer and the watermelon/chair. you're top-notch!

Christopher said...

That drunk guy and the journalist that wrote about him are my heroes.