1. End of an Era
Union Products Inc, the originator of the plastic pink flamingo lawn ornament, is closing its doors after producing the kitch classic for almost 50 years. They blame the shutdown on terrorism and rising gas prices. For real.
3. Fifth Leg
A cow growing a leg out of its back is not one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Answer thirteen questions about the way you pronounce some words, and find out where in the United States you were raised.