1. Robot Chimp
A woefully under-reported story about a Chinese robot monkey wearing a Mickey Mouse sweatsuit.
2. The Callicam
Take your turn controlling the webcam in the marmoset environment at the University of Wisconsin National Primate Research Center.
4. Dieting Monkeys
Rhesus monkeys prove that eating less is healthier. Duh.
This is basically how the Genesis story should have gone if the whole thing was voiced over by a Japanese woman, Eve was a baby chimp wearing overalls, and Adam was a bulldog with a backpack.