1. No Pilgrims
The truth about Thanksgiving.
2. $1200 Shipping
Genius mixes up the "Starting Bid" field with the "Buy It Now" field and ends up standing in line for a week to sell his PS3 for ninety-nine cents.
3. What About That Forest Ship from Silent Running?
The Top 10 Movie Spaceships
5. A Bee in Her Bonnet
And by "bonnet" I mean underwear.