Tuesday, September 5, 2006

077 - Monkey Tuesday

 Max Mon Amour

1. Max Mon Amour
I really want to see this movie about a kid watching his mother (Charlotte Rampling) have sexual relations with a chimpanzee. Tagline: The Greatest Ape Romance Since "King Kong." Seriously.

How far can you kick these monkey balls? Can you beat my record of 4343 meters? If it bounces more than once in the desert, you'll never get past 4000.

On Your Marks

3. On Your Marks
Are we really going to let these hairy little long-arms beat us? I say it is time we start culling the weak and stupid people. Let's get our gene pool working properly again.

A rare lesser spot-nosed guenon, also know as the creepy science-fiction faced monkey, was born recently at the San Diego Zoo.

Independent Doscovery

5. Independent Discovery
A group of chimps recently learned to use rock hammers without any help from their cousins who have been hammering away for years now. See how things are changing? We seriously need to watch our backs.

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7 comments:

arch stanton said...

the best i could do was 4090 monkey meters.
i seemed to do just as well when i closed my eyes.
i guess i just couldn't get the rhythm.

arch stanton said...

the best i could do was 4090 monkey meters.
i seemed to do just as well when i closed my eyes.
i guess i just couldn't get the rhythm.

Christopher said...

Wait for highest bounce and then kick the ball as it falls right in front of the monkey's face.

arch stanton said...

the first time i tried your technique, i got 4358 monkey meters.
thanks, goodfeets!

Christopher said...

Spurred on by your unspoken challenge, I achieved a new record of 4644 meters.

Christopher said...

How are you doing on Boggle? I feel like a champ if I get around 30 points, then the scores come up and everyone else has 90-120. They have to be cheating.

arch stanton said...

i can't figure it out.
a lot of those top scorers have team names.
i go by 'arch' and rachel is just 'rachel'.
i try to get in the top 1/3.
i'm usually between that and the top 1/2 though.
i did get on a crazy roll one game and i ended up in 7th place out of about 150 players.
i was pretty impressed with myself.
i've looked for your user names but i didn't notice any.
you probably play later than i do.