080 - with Links!

1. Mopeder Morelock: Dead Gerry Morelock was riding his 1977 Moped when chopper builder, Billy Lane hit him head-on with a truck. Lane was passing in a no-pass zone at the time. All the articles I've read on the incident focus on Lane, with little regard for the innocent man that died. These irresponsible journalists also suggest Lane was drinking even though the results have not come back.

2. Pitagora Suicchi These crazy kids have been watching too much Japanese television.

3. Ginger Ale I tried making my own ginger ale once and it tasted like a spicy, mud filled, dirty hole in the ground. Maybe I'll try this technique and it will come out better.

4. Panda Sneeze If giant pandas were native to Japan, they would definitely be the best animals ever. Being from China knocks them down a few places, but they're still pretty high up there.

5. Girl/Car I can't believe it took me 80 days to remember to mention friends and favorites, The Shifties.