211 - Old News

1. 911 For anyone that cares anymore, Sting is thinking of reuniting with the Police for a quick money making scheme concert tour.

2. Comet McNaught I'm not sure how I missed hearing about it over the last couple of weeks, but a huge comet, bright enough to see in the daytime, just passed us by. They say it's orbit is straight enough that it might break away from the sun. I guess I missed it forever.

3. One a Day The world's unluckiest bank was robbed twice in a 48 hour period. I have a theory that tons of banks get robbed all the time, but no one reports on the successful ones because thay don't want us to know how easy it really is.

4. Schmaccountant When filing your taxes this year, and if you paid a telephone bill, be sure to get back $40 to $60 by claiming the now repealled telephone exise tax the government has been charging you through the phone companies.

5. Speed Buggy More news from the homemade car department.