088 - Techno

1. Hack Attack Finally, a "hacker" uses his abilities for gainful evil rather than pointless evil, like viruses or whatever.

2. Dingle Arm Rockwell Automation has been developing new standards for quality technological leadership and operating excellence.

3. 2600 Redux Still going strong since 1977.

4. Miss Cleo 2000 Computers that can read minds may help fight autism, but will more likely be used by the pigs to keep the rest of us down.

5. Shock Absorber The stupidest use of vaguely erotic technology ever. And yes, I know that stupidest is not technically a word.