126 - with Links!

1. Clone Store Closes Doors The cleverly named, leading provider of reincarnated pets, Genetic Savings & Clone is shutting down because it is just too damn expensive to clone cats and dogs.

2. Ice Spikes If you want to, you could use the right water, and set your freezer to the proper temperature and make stalagmite-like spikes grow out of the tops of your ice cubes. They are not haunted.

3. Yawning Keywords Hot on the heels of eating celebrities, comes sleepy ones like Cameron Diaz, Gwen Stefani, Kirsten Dunst, Jamie Oliver, Drew Barrymore, Britney Spears and Geri Halliwell.

4. Arrested Development Prop Auction If you hurry you might be able to get in a last minute snipe bid on Gob's Segway.

5. Der Himmel Fallt A fire that destroyed a cottage in Germany and injured a 77-year-old man was probably caused by a meteor. I love meteors.