Thursday, October 26, 2006

128 - Religion

Left Behind

1. Left Behind
I guess this is pretty old news by now. The popular, apocalyptic, evangelical, Left Behind series has been turned into a video game with a level of violent content equal or greater than that of the old testament. In addition, the demo version came with some bonus spyware.

Go Forth

2. Go Forth
We all know the christian god wants us to overpopulate the earth. This guy wants us to have fun while we're doing it.

Ted=Jesus

3. Ted=Jesus
This guy's theory is really just about as legitimate as the rest of the western world's religions (not to mention most of that new-age eastern crap.)

Video Tape Your hate Crimes

4. Video Tape Your Hate Crimes
If these guys had taken the time to actually read a few pages of the koran before shooting it up with automatic weapons and leaving it on the doorstep of a mosque, they might have discovered that it is virtually the same as the bible I'm sure they revere.

Walker: Texas Guru

5. Walker: Texas Guru
Expert in both theology and biology, Chuck Norris, finally puts the last nail in the evolutionary coffin with the definitive statement "It's not real. It is not the way we got here...There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures."

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1 comment:

~Dawn said...

Hate crime indeed, they could have just had their fun...
Shoot up a bible and put it on a church steps and the x-tians would go nutso, it would be all over the media...
I'll stop their before I get myself into trouble