This guy's theory is really just about as legitimate as the rest of the western world's religions (not to mention most of that new-age eastern crap.)
4. Video Tape Your Hate Crimes
If these guys had taken the time to actually read a few pages of the koran before shooting it up with automatic weapons and leaving it on the doorstep of a mosque, they might have discovered that it is virtually the same as the bible I'm sure they revere.
5. Walker: Texas Guru
Expert in both theology and biology, Chuck Norris, finally puts the last nail in the evolutionary coffin with the definitive statement "It's not real. It is not the way we got here...There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures."