1. No Phone Trees
Bringo is a service, similar to the Get Human Project,that helps you avoid sitting on hold when calling a customer service number. Enter the company you'd like to contact then enter your phone number, and Bringo will connect you with a representative automatically. Thanks to "Marcin Musiolik."
2. Mom's Bombs
Some dude travelling with his mother didn't want her to know he had packed his penis pump, so when asked about the myterious object in his luggage, he told airport security it was a bomb. From my brother Scott.
4. If Only Ghosts Were Real This Place Would Surely Be Haunted
The Manteno Project is creating a comprehensive history of the Manteno State Hospital, an insane asylum which operated from 1929-1985. It is an incredible place which is slowly disappearing to the ravages of progress. Thanks Matt LeRoy (sorry I never call or anything.)