1. I Hate Oprah
This guy really hates Oprah. I actually feel sorry for her. In my opinion, Oprah has spent her entire career trying to improve her self image. For decades she has been trying out all the new fad diets and self-help programs, falling for the scams, and then preaching about them to her hoards of devoted followers. A few months later when the false feeling of hopefulness has worn away, she finds the next Wayne Dyer or Atkins Diet and the whole cycle starts over again. Earlier this week it was psychics and today it is The Secret again.
3. Andre the Drunkard
Modern Drunkard Magazine's profile of the greatest drinker of all time, the Eighth Wonder of the World, Andre the Giant.
4. How Cold Could It Really Be
While trying to tell viewers how freaking cold it is in Cleveland, news reporter, Jon Loufman is repeatedly interrupted by a fat dude dancing around in his underwear.
5. 6 Million Dollar Dolphin
Japanese zoologists and Bridgestone Tire manufacturers have developed a prosthetic tail for a dolphin with out one of her own. They didn't spend 6 million bucks, but £42,000 is still a lot of money.