1. click the free option at the bottom of the page
2. wait for the countdown to reach zero
3. download the rar file
4. unpack the rar file using a program like winrar or a free alternative
5. burn the MP3s to a CD in the numbered order
6. print out the CD envelope (cut, fold, glue)
4. Sick Notes
In my experience, the best excuse notes are the vaguest. Try something like "Please excuse Johnny." Bang! That's it. Direct and to the point. Making up excuses makes you seem weak.
5. Naked Ladies
The voice of reason in Arizona wins a battle for American freedom by beating down a proposed law meant to ban "obscene" images on mud flaps.