251 - with Links!
1. Two Clowns: Dead
A crazed gunman storms into the circus tent during performance of a pair of clowns and shoots them dead. No apparent motive, although I'm sure you could think of one. |
2. Mustache Tattoo
A new trend in tattooed fingers swept Rhode Island during an incredibly slow news day. |
3. More Crap Falls Out of Sky, Damages Home
"I’ve never heard of something like this happening, it’s just bizarre," says the resident of a house hit by a falling chunk of ice. Apparently she has been living in seclusion, as this kind of stuff has been happening pretty often lately. |
4. Hardboil Hallow Out
The quickest way to peel a hard boiled egg. |
5. Innuendo
Living beaver spotted in New York City for the first time in approximately 200 years. Insert sarcastically incredulous comment and mention of Paris Hilton here. |
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