1. The Best Name They Could Come Up With
Morning Whitey, care for a peanut?
3. Sweet Sweet Fuhrer
If there are two things that Croatians love best, they are pure cane sugar, and genocide.
4. Good Forgiving People or Ignorant Saps?
Ted Haggard charged a bunch of people a lot of money to tell them that homosexuality was wrong. Meanwhile, he was patronizing a male prostitute. Now those same people are giving him even more "financial support" to help him get back on his rich, rich feet.
Like most of the coolest things in the world, the coolest Volkswagen Bus is owned by Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top.