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1. There Goes an Asshole It is a well know fact that the only way to get over the trauma of having something stolen from you is to write a song about it. It helps a lot if you have security camera footage to go along with the music.

2. Not My Teacher Another female teacher had relations with a youngster. This story has a twist, though. The youngster in question was not one of her students. He was the teacher's 13 year old daughter's ex-boyfriend.

3. Invisible This so called "game" is actually some kind of scientific example of how the human brain and the personal computer can become one.

4. Gigantoraptor Recently discovered, giant, bird-like dinosaur fossils smashing science's currently held notions of how modern birds may have developed.

5. Abduction Novelty desk lamps across the country are convincing Americans to petition the government for the release of top secret UFO files.