1. Vova and Olga
3. Vova & Olga
5. Olga and Vova
1. Hail, Hail
It seems like there has been a rash of heavy shit falling out of the sky and smashing stuff up. This time it is another giant chunk of ice that landed on some poor sucker's car..
2. Giant Baby
The average birth weight is 7 pounds, 6 ounces. Ademilton Ramos was born in Brazil weighing in at over 17 pounds. Geez.
3. Right to Refuse Service
87-year-old man, Jack Archer, was asked to prove he was over 21 when he tried to buy a bottle of sherry in a supermarket.
4. Who You Gonna Call?
Someone please give me $149,998.
5. Peter Weller, PHD
“They thought they were going to get the easy A from old RoboCop,”
I wanted to include one of his works with the other prints, but then decided to give this SCUBA series an entire post.
Most of Casey's designs are inspired by vintage genre comics which have a graphic quality that lends itself well to the linoleum block cutting technique.
4. Fathom 1
His prints of war scenes are equally impressive.
1. Mother Teresa
Everyone knows that Mother Teresa was a great humanitarian right?
"But in the age of celebrity, nobody had troubled to ask if such a global reputation was truly earned or was simply the result of brilliant public relations."
"It is the most beautiful gift for a person that he can participate in the sufferings of Christ."
"You are suffering, that means Jesus is kissing you!"
“I’ve always said we should help a Hindu become a better Hindu, a Muslim become a better Muslim, a Catholic become a better Catholic.”
5. Glory Hog
"The suffering of the poor is something very beautiful and the world is being very much helped by the nobility of this example of misery and suffering."
Even if you won't admit it, I'm sure you want to see the new Paris Hilton sex videos that are hitting the internet.
It seems Miss Hilton didn't pay the bill on her storage unit.
After multiple failed attempts to contact her, the storage company eventually auctioned off the contents of Mss Hilton's unit.
The high bidders have been cataloging the new collection of Hilton ephemera which includes not only her personal diaries but multiple video tapes of Paris and friends engaging in sexual acts and drug use.
Out of the goodness of their hearts, they have decided to make much of this information and footage available to the public.
1. Attention Passengers
We have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish. By the way, Your pilot is totally dead.
2. Night of the Living Duck
I forgot to include this in yesterday's zombie post.
4. Accident Waiting to Happen
Step One: Flying Manta Ray
Step Two: Broken back
Step Three: Lawsuit
Step Four: ?
Step Five: Profit!
5. Gaming for Fines
Whatever happened to quiet in the library?
2. Shoot Up
I don't know if there is a point to this game other than just shooting zombies. Fo me they just kept coming faster and faster and nothing else happened. Maybe you can do better.
3. Zombie Computers a Growing Threat
Is your computer part of a ‘botnet’, or one of tens or even hundreds of thousands of compromised computers, under the control of one of the ‘bad guys’ using your computer to commit Internet fraud and other crimes?
4. Zombie Snail
More on parasites inducing zombi-ism in tiny animals from nature programs.
5. How To Make a Real Zombie
Create your own personal zombie slave using three common household items, Tetrodotoxin, Tropane Alkaloids and Bufotoxins.
2. Monkey Mouse
Paleontologist, Jonathan Bloch, and a new fossil discovery in Yellowstone National Park, lend credence to the notion that early primates evolved from small mouse-like mammals that may have flourished soon after the cataclysm that wiped out the dinosaurs.
4. Great Ape
A giant gorilla is on the loose in the town of Carrollton, Texas. You'll be able to recognize him because he is "wearing blue boxers and a yellow shirt."
5. More Birth
Another primate's right to privacy was taken away when the camera crews witnessed the birth of a baby howler monkey.
1. Post It
"The time of the rapture is at hand... Do you know someone who is in danger of being "left behind" because of a sinful life? Imagine if you could write a letter to a friend or loved one after the Great Day of Reckoning."
3. Homeless or Jesus?
Based mostly on close ups of beards, can you tell Jesus from a homeless man?
Who knew that the Shroud of Turin was not the only supposedly miraculous image of Jesus preserved on cloth?
It is being reported by a lot of websites and blogs that Sylvia Browne has been caught in another in an ever growing list of "psychic errors." In 2003, she calously reported that a recently missing boy, Shawn Hornbeck was dead. You probably have heard that Shawn was reunited with his family on January 13th.
2. Jungle Girl
The BBC is reporting on a "half-human and half-animal" Cambodian girl who has been living in the wild for the the past 19 years. The article is woefully lacking in details and seems sketchy for some reason.
4. Welcome Back
When Lewis Hill returned home to East St. Lewis from vacation he was surprised to find that the city had demoloshed his home. Another unfortunately, sketchy article without a lot of information and absolutely no input from the city about their side of the story.