Sunday, July 2, 2006

012 - Paranoid - with Links!

1. 2004 XP14
Get ready. A big ass asteroid a half mile in diameter is heading this way. The bastard will be passing by tomorrow at a distance of 268,624 miles (approximately as close as the moon.) They say he won't crash into us, but his brother Apophis is coming in 2029, and he'll be even closer.

Thermogenesis means warm blooded plants. Warm blooded plants means Day of the Triffids. All hail our skunk cabbage overlords.

3. Explode-a-Toad
Just like Whack-a-Mole if Whack-a-Mole was one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Top theologians and heavy metal album covers agree: The end is near.

5. You Will Die
Try to enjoy yourself a little bit while you still can.

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