012 - Paranoid - with Links!

1. 2004 XP14 Get ready. A big ass asteroid a half mile in diameter is heading this way. The bastard will be passing by tomorrow at a distance of 268,624 miles (approximately as close as the moon.) They say he won't crash into us, but his brother Apophis is coming in 2029, and he'll be even closer.

2. Skunk Cabbage Thermogenesis means warm blooded plants. Warm blooded plants means Day of the Triffids. All hail our skunk cabbage overlords.

3. Explode-a-Toad Just like Whack-a-Mole if Whack-a-Mole was one of the signs of the apocalypse.

4. End of Times Top theologians and heavy metal album covers agree: The end is near.

5. You Will Die Try to enjoy yourself a little bit while you still can.