Tuesday, July 4, 2006

014 - USA - with Links!

1. More on Flag Burning
The good news is; freedom is safe for now. The bad news is; it was saved by only one vote. Nearly two thirds of your elected senators wanted to eliminate freedom of expression. This guy had all the loopholes figured out anyway, including the famous Hamburglar technique.

Whip up a batch of illegal explosives before heading out tonight for the festivities. And bring your camera along, I'd like to see some photos of the fireworks. I'm sure you'll have a great vantage point from the local little league field or mall parking lot.

3. C.S. Lewis Jr.
A patriotic country singer tells us what it takes to be a true American.

I'm not quite ready for another all monkey day yet, but I had to let you see this awesome display of American pride. 15% off for the holiday. Only $16.25 shipped from Kiddie Korner.

5. USaires
The Arrogant Worms make some valid points. My apologies to South America and the other North Americans. However, if you're from Europe, you can suck my dick.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

once again, another tour de force!
if you weren't surfing the web for all us slackers, i don't know what i'd do...