021 - Monkey Tuesday

1. Humanzee? Another good reason to hate those no-good, god-hating, red, commie, monkey lovers.

2. Great Ape Project One more step toward giving up our innate human liberties to the evil Doctor Zaius.

3. Ninjanzee? Another guy trying to teach these damn monkeys the skills necessary for overthrowing our human dominance. What is wrong with these people?

4. Smoker "If he smokes, it'll damage his lungs." This may be our only real weapon in the upcoming monkey wars. I say give them all cigarettes before it is too late.

5. Monkey Girl Hey wait. Maybe those no-good, god-hating, red, commie, monkey lovers were on to something. Teriko and Charles Darwin sure think so.