247 - with Links!
1. The Best Name They Could Come Up With
Morning Whitey, care for a peanut? |
2. And the Plague Spreads
Rachel Ray is taking over the world. Some people would like you to be carefuller about which shows you watch. |
3. Sweet Sweet Fuhrer
If there are two things that Croatians love best, they are pure cane sugar, and genocide. |
4. Good Forgiving People or Ignorant Saps?
Ted Haggard charged a bunch of people a lot of money to tell them that homosexuality was wrong. Meanwhile, he was patronizing a male prostitute. Now those same people are giving him even more "financial support" to help him get back on his rich, rich feet. |
Bus Ball
Like most of the coolest things in the world, the coolest Volkswagen Bus is owned by Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top. |
2 comments:
One hundred-and-thirty-thousand a year, and just for lying! Where can I get a job like that? Haggard should run for office, he seems
good at non-truths
Where can you get a job like that? follow these steps:
1. Hate yourself
2. Start telling people that the very thing you hate about yourself is a sin that should be illegal
3. Keep doing that thing in your spare time
4. While you're at it, do some meth amphetamines, just for bonus points
5. ?
6. Profit!
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