1. Pistol Packin' Preemie
I'm not sure if prohibiting gun ownership is a very good idea, but surely if a ten month old baby can be granted a gun license, then gun ownership laws, specifically the application approval process, certainly need to be rethought.
2. Guns Don't Shoot People
Eighteen year old, Damion Mosher, manages to shoot himself in the stomach with a .223-caliber bullet without the aid of a gun of any type.
3. Super Soaker
Two teen boys quickly caught after holding up a Dollar General store with a squirt gun.
4. Room Raiders
To save face after breaking through a door and ordering a Laura Croft: Tomb Raider stand-up display to lay down her weapons, police arrested the mannequin's owner and held him for over thirteen hours before charging him with a suspected firearms offense.
Office pranksters need this gatling gun that fires over 560 rubber bands per minute.