1. Weasel Lawn Ornaments
Another edition of favorite google searches that have brought websurfers to this site.
Are there any weasel lawn ornaments? If there are, why would anyone want to put one in his yard.
2. I Want To Buy A Son of Svengoolie Shirt
Send $20 in cashier's check or money order made out to WCIU-TV along with your name, size preference (L, XL, 2XL) address, and a daytime phone number to:
Svengoolie T-SHIRT c/o WCIU 26 N. Halsted
Chicago, IL 60661
3. Masterbating Ponies
Since I started this site, I've been trying to slip in subtle porn references with the hope to bring in people searching for some decent self-gratification aids. Unfortunately it hasn't really worked except in this one instance, and this guy is some kind of perverted freak.
4. Wind Blows Up Women's Skirts
This guy's probably a bit of a pervert too. I'm afraid he was disappointed, however. I don't remember ever linking to any upskirt photos or videos.
5. Recipe for Making Undetectable Poison
If you have ever done this particular google search, I just want to recommend destroying your hard-drive before murdering your significant other. Actually, to be safe, only do this search from the library or some other public place where the internet traffic cannot be traced back to you.