114 - Guest Curator

Today the Top Five is being curated by Sister Mary Martha, a Catholic nun blogging about her life with Sister Mary Fiacre, Sister St. Aloysius and countless saints in heaven (but not Saint Christopher, who is really just a stupid myth.) Check out her blog or request some help from above by visiting her shop, Heaven Help Us.

1. Cuddle Party According to Sister Mary Martha, "these are five websites to stop at on the down elevator to hell." Apparently, near occassions of sin are just about as bad as real, actual sins. I'd say you might as well just go for it then.

2. Cats That Look Like Hitler It seems the good Sister isn't a regular reader of the Top Five as she didn't know that I featured the Kitler site a while ago. Still, it is worth a second look.

3. Mary Turtle Miraculous visions of the Virgin Mary on rocks, trees, chocolate bars, overpasses, underpasses, toast and turtles are on the Sister's list of things not worth worrying about. After all there are more important thingsto consider, like the possibility of a war in heaven. I wonder how she feels about images of Jesus.

4. Dead Celebrity Soulmate You are very likely going to die. You might as well start thinking about who you'd like to hook up with in the afterlife.

5. Inferno It is safe to assume you are going to hell. Take this test to find out where you'll be staying. I'll be sitting pretty in the City of Dis, reserved for heretics of a "very high" level. Shit. My thanks to Sister Mary Martha for helping out with today's choices.