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1. iArmor After making the portable cassette and CD player obsolete, the Apple ipod aims its beam of obsoletism on pocket flasks and the bible.

2. Bad Dentist Alan Hutchinson, a british dentist, was found guilty of using dental tools to clean his ears and fingernails; refusing to wear gloves or wash his hands; and most importantly peeing in the spit sink.

3. Virtual Drumkit It might be fun to bang around on the drums for a few minutes. Unfortunately, the slight delay between pressing a number key and the sound coming from the drum makes it virtually impossible to play an actual drumbeat.

4. Good Morning... Shitter Was Full Woman falls while hanging laundry from the balcony of her 6th floor apartment. Woman survives by landing in a huge pile of human excrement. Why exactly is there a pile of human excrement on the street? Nanjing is a filthy city.

5. Tony Jaa The Protector is probably a terrible plotless movie, but this one fight scene might be enough to make it worth seeing.