1. Kurt Vonnegut: Dead
"The crucified planet earth. Should it find a voice? And the sense of irony might now well say of our abuse of it. Forgive them father, they know not what they do. The irony would be that we know what we're doing. And when the last living thing has died on account of us, how shapely it would be, how poetical if the Earth could say in a voice floating up, perhaps from the floor of the Grand Canyon; It is done."
3. Bonus Banjo
Upset with her husband's decision to turn over the family business to her stepson, Sarah Paterson hired someone to "murder her stepson and his wife, and dispose of the bodies." The man she hired? Banjo the Clown.
They cannot kill you. They can only help you to kill them. Don't run out of gas though.
5. Who Ya Gonna #*!%#?
Ron Jeremy was in Ghostbusters.