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1. Drive: Apparently Dead Although not officially confirmed, it looks like Fox has once again canceled a promising new series from Tim Minear. They aired three episodes in two days. Is it really surprising that the ratings weren't great?

2. Balloon Bass How to make a bass guitar using nothing but inflatable balloons.

3. Oral Mechanic The headlines are saying he performed dentistry on "patients" in his garage, but it sounds to me like Roger Bean was just fashioning home-made dentures. If he didn't cut or drill into anybody, was he really practicing dentistry without a license?

4. Jack Valenti: Dead After a long time term as president of the Motion Picture Association of America, Jack Valenti, the man probably most responsible for the "self censorship" of Hollywood since Joseph Breen, died at the age of 85 due to stroke complications.

5. Face Eater And lastly, a set of photos chronicling one man's attempt to eat his own face.