1. Loose Chimp
This creepy looking chimpanzee led zookeepers on a mad chase after he turned the doorknob of his unlocked cage and started hooting and hollering. The second paragraph is kind of confusing when it mentions a polar bear that was also let out. Where the hell is the polar bear?
2. It's a Boy... or a Girl?
The Cheyanne Mountain Zoo celebrates the birth of a baby western lowland gorilla with a photo slide show.
3. 24 Hour Mountain Dew Binges
A computer disguised as a tree teaches orangutans how to program C++
5. Exact Change Only
Another daring zoo escape ends badly when a loose kinkajou, hitching a ride on a Mexico City bus, attacks one of his fellow passengers.