3. Illustrated Stories From The Bible
Unfortunately, you can't just pick and choose, you have to take the bad with the good. And there's a lot of bad.
Half a million dollars. That's how much it will cost you to buy a stolen church from a rogue pastor. Start saving now.
5. Pentacle Debacle Ends
I was going to tell you about how the Office of Veteran's Affairs has recently added Wicca to its list of militarily approved religions, then I thought, "Why does the American military need a list of approved religions?" Does anyone remember the first amendment? Anyway, if you die in military service, you can have a pentacle put on your gravestone now.