313 - Sunday

1. Purgatory No Longer in Limbo Through years of careful scientific study, researchers at the vatican have finally determined that Limbo is not real. So much for everyone's favorite theory about what is happening on Lost.

2. Satan Hates Utah What is a district chairman? And why do crazy people in Utah keep running for public office? At least John Jacob had the decency to blame his problems on the devil prior to being elected.

3. Illustrated Stories From The Bible Unfortunately, you can't just pick and choose, you have to take the bad with the good. And there's a lot of bad.

4. $525,000 Half a million dollars. That's how much it will cost you to buy a stolen church from a rogue pastor. Start saving now.

5. Pentacle Debacle Ends I was going to tell you about how the Office of Veteran's Affairs has recently added Wicca to its list of militarily approved religions, then I thought, "Why does the American military need a list of approved religions?" Does anyone remember the first amendment? Anyway, if you die in military service, you can have a pentacle put on your gravestone now.