292 - Easter 2

1. Evil Bunny The Easter Bunny is nice only one day out of the year. How is he the other 364 days?

2. Dare-Dozen Daredevil eggs jumping up and down; Daredevil eggs jumping all around.

3. Dick Cheney The annual Easter egg roll on the white house lawn was disrupted when the vice president shows up. I'm guessing this is from last year.

4. Easter Pageant Audience members of at Glassport Assembly of God's Easter program were surprised and shocked when they were subjected to broken eggs, a drunken man, a self-mutilating woman, and a ritualized crucifixion of the Easter Bunny.

5. Egg Shrink B.J. Novak of the American Office presents evidence that Cadbury has reduced the size of its famous Creme Eggs. Cadbury seems to discount his claims (scroll to the bottom of the page.)