1. Evil Bunny
The Easter Bunny is nice only one day out of the year. How is he the other 364 days?
Daredevil eggs jumping up and down; Daredevil eggs jumping all around.
3. Dick Cheney
The annual Easter egg roll on the white house lawn was disrupted when the vice president shows up. I'm guessing this is from last year.
4. Easter Pageant
Audience members of at Glassport Assembly of God's Easter program were surprised and shocked when they were subjected to broken eggs, a drunken man, a self-mutilating woman, and a ritualized crucifixion of the Easter Bunny.