070 - with Links!

1. World's Oldest Person: Dead Maria Esther de Capovilla died yesterday at age 116 in Ecuador, less than one month short of her 117th birthday. She was born the same year as Charlie Chaplin and Adolph Hitler. Both of those guys died ages ago.

2. #1 Chinese Dinosaur Chinese stories are not as interesting as Japanese ones. The Chinese are just like regular humans, but a bit shorter. The Japanese are like magical, perverted, mythical creatures. Like pixies or leprechauns. If the Japanese found a new dinosaur, they'd probably put a pair of pink panties on it and put it on a crazy game show.

3. Degobah In case you aren't a big enough dork already, you could wear this backpack when school starts up again. Let the teasing and taunting deter you don't.

4. At Least Crack the Window Just when I had you convinced that the Chinese were like regular humans, this Chinese lady screws it up by trying to teach her dog how to drive a car.

5. Stunt Show Except for that one where a cowboy shoots into the camera, and the one where an elephant get electrocuted, I haven't watched any Thomas Edison films. That is why I don't know if this is real or not. It looks pretty good, but I thought they would have still been riding those giant front wheel bikes in 1899.