1. Burt Sienna
For those of you left that still believe John Edward can really speak to the dead. Conmen and carnies have been doing cold reading for decades. Edward isn't even as good as those guys were. He relies on pre-interviews and eavesdropping for his "readings." Not to mention the huge amount of editing that goes into producing one of his shows.
I'm a big enough nerd to actually want to try making a model of the Starship Enterprise using only a floppy disc. I'm not a big enough nerd to actually own a floppy disc, however.
5. Horse Breaks Leg of Ringo Starr's Wife