Wednesday, August 9, 2006

050 - Hot Ass - with Links!

Jennifer Aniston 1. Jennifer Aniston
In an effort to get visitors, I consulted the Celebrity Nudity Database on the 5 actresses people most want to see naked. I think Aniston is kind of cute, but she seems to be aging quickly. If she doesn't have a hit movie soon she is going to quietly fade from the public consciousness. Her career cannot survive based only on the tabloid coverage of her breakups.

I liked Johansson when she was first breaking out. Then after a few movies I realized the flat, monotone voice that worked well for her character in Ghost World wasn't really an acting choice, it is actually the way she speaks in everything. For some reason the critics seem to love her despite this, just like Harvey Keitel.

Pamela Anderson 3. Pamela Anderson
The guy that wants to see Anderson naked is just like the guy that has such a miserable life at home that he eagerly anticipates the time when he has to go to his slightly less miserable job. I was seriously surprised to see her so high in the list. I had assumed no one was interested anymore.

Since becoming an international superstar, Knightley has not matched the cuteness level she reached in Bend It Like Beckham. I don't hate her. She seems to be a pretty good actress and has taken on a few interesting roles. Here's hoping the Pirates paychecks don't entice her to make any more King Arthurs.

Jessica Alba 5. Jessica Alba
When an actress whose only positive quality is a world class ass can't make a successful movie that is all about world class asses, then Hollywood producers should consider not hiring her anymore. And if reports of her recent, drastic weight loss are true, then she isn't likely to have that ass now anyway.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

assy ass ass.
you may have put 50 percent of your readers off today.
ms. knightly looks very "greys" in this pic.
maybe she's related to nicole kidman - we know she's an alien.

Christopher said...

I actually have a few repeat customers now, they just don't feel obligated to leave comments. So your 50% comment isn't really accurate anymore.

At any rate, I anticipate skyrocketing page hits based on this post as soon as it hits the search engines. The funny thing is that most people searching for these women will almost surely find my commentary offensive. Not to mention the lack of nudity.

I also wanted to see how it would affect the google ads.

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