1. Damn It Feels Good to Be A Gangster
Police said they caught an 8-year-old trying to sell marijuana to other children at a counseling center. He was turned over to his parents who apparently have never heard of child labor laws.
2. Sam Raimi Instructional Videos
I know this seems like a pretty boring fork lift training video, but just muscle through it and see what it evolves into.
3. Pain Pong
A deceptively simple twist on a classic game turns out to be incredibly maddening. So bad the creator named it "Jeu Chiant" meaning "Shitty Game."
4. Clothes Jacked
A group of thugs not only kidnapped a young couple, they also stole their cars, they also forced them to clean out their ATMs, they also gropes the young woman, and then, in order to add insult to injury, they forced the victims to strip naked and left them stranded on the side of the highway. Cue sexy hitchhiking fantasy.
5. Essay Extentender
A good trick to increase the page count of your article, composition, discourse, discussion, disquisition, explication, exposition, manuscript, paper, piece, study, theme, thesis, tract, or treatise in a way that will be unnoticeable to the reader.