Wednesday, March 28, 2007

281 - Googles

Kirk Cameron Becomes a Genius After Being Electrocuted

1. Kirk Cameron Becomes a Genius After Being Electrocuted
Since google started recognizing this site, I've had a lot of fun seeing what kind of searches bring people here. So here's another round of some of my favorites.

Obviously, this guy was trying to remember the name of a movie that he saw on the Disney Channel. This forgettable TV movie was actually a remake of an equally forgettable movie. At least it featured Kirk Cameron before he went totally crazy.

The World's Fattest Pony on Earth

2. The World's Fattest Pony on Earth
Not content with information about the world's fattest pony, this diligent web surfer refined his search to include only those ponies which are currently on earth. i refined that search a little further and found the Overall Fattest Pony of the Inglewood Gymkhana, whatever the hell that is.

Where Are You Most Likely to Get Electrocuted

3. Where Are You Most Likely to Get Electrocuted
I have to assume this guy is trying to settle some kind of argument he had with somebody he works with. I'm not sure what the real answer is, but popular opinion would probably conclude; the golf course.

Interbreeding Between Them and Us

4. Interbreeding Between Them and Us
This is the only result that come up from this particular search. I'd imagine that is because of the weird, poorly structured grammar of my sentence which probably should have ended with "us and them," rather than "them and us." Sorry.

What Is A Common Household Tool Good for Masterbating?

5. What Is A Common Household Tool Good for Masterbating?
I'm really not sure what brought this guy here, but I'm surprised at the low number of visitors that come looking for self-gratification aid.

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2 comments:

a witt said...

As I think Billy Ocean said it best: "Simply... Awesome."

I myself preferred the Kirk Cameron that was okay with showing his thighs. I dunno if that'd put asses in the seats nowadays, though.

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ryan said...

Cool top 5 today!