1. Boston Bomb Squad at It Again
After the Great Mooninite Scandal earlier this year you'd think the Boston Police department would more carefully check out suspicious "hoax devices" before blowing them up. In this case it turned out to be a totally innocuous traffic counter that pretty much any police officer should have been able to recognize.
2. Who's Gonna Pony Up the $2 Million
And then they really, really go too far when dealing with this guy's hoax jacket.
3. I Need an Adjective
News-Sentinel Staff Writer, Layla Bohm must have earned her degree from the Madlibs School of Journalism. "A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi."
4. Whose Films Really?
After spending time and money producing the promotional materials for a new website backed by the UK Film Council, somebody decided to check into whether or not the domain name was actually available.
5. I Scream for Malt Liquour
Steve Harrison pleaded guilty to two offences of unlicensed alcohol sales after being caught using his ice cream truck as a undercover mobile liquor store.