050 - Hot Ass - with Links!

1. Jennifer Aniston In an effort to get visitors, I consulted the Celebrity Nudity Database on the 5 actresses people most want to see naked. I think Aniston is kind of cute, but she seems to be aging quickly. If she doesn't have a hit movie soon she is going to quietly fade from the public consciousness. Her career cannot survive based only on the tabloid coverage of her breakups.

2. Scarlett Johansson I liked Johansson when she was first breaking out. Then after a few movies I realized the flat, monotone voice that worked well for her character in Ghost World wasn't really an acting choice, it is actually the way she speaks in everything. For some reason the critics seem to love her despite this, just like Harvey Keitel.

3. Pamela Anderson The guy that wants to see Anderson naked is just like the guy that has such a miserable life at home that he eagerly anticipates the time when he has to go to his slightly less miserable job. I was seriously surprised to see her so high in the list. I had assumed no one was interested anymore.

4. Keira Knightley Since becoming an international superstar, Knightley has not matched the cuteness level she reached in Bend It Like Beckham. I don't hate her. She seems to be a pretty good actress and has taken on a few interesting roles. Here's hoping the Pirates paychecks don't entice her to make any more King Arthurs.

5. Jessica Alba When an actress whose only positive quality is a world class ass can't make a successful movie that is all about world class asses, then Hollywood producers should consider not hiring her anymore. And if reports of her recent, drastic weight loss are true, then she isn't likely to have that ass now anyway.